Che cos’è, un manifesto degli sporcaccioni? No, anzi, gli sporcaccioni sono loro, siete voi, tutti quanti. Gente che fa finta di pulirsi con… della carta, ma ci pensate? Una cosa davvero disgustosa. Non verrebbe in mente a nessun marziano, credetemi. Tantomeno ai civilissimi antichi Romani, inventori delle Terme. Chi si sporcava, semmai si lavava, non si "asciugava", come si fa oggi orribilmente. Proprio vero che è dalla stanza da bagno che si vede l’intelligenza degli Uomini (con la maiuscola). About Men (with lower case), but think of a civilization that goes on to Ipod and GPS but has not yet solved the age-old problem of male urination housewives of us? Luckily, according to women are the masters of the world. Needless to giggle: There is no specific unit. Sure, the market exists, but only for schools, barracks, convents and other community men. Never in the family. Incredible, but true, the urinal, the only irreplaceable, indispensable, essential, essential, primary, necessary, indeed obligatory specialized tool act as needed, there is no private house in the whole world. And the male who wanted to install it should then contend with the wife-mother-daughter-grandmother, resolutely opposed to women's capricious reasons, or "aesthetic", the urinal is embedded in the wall. In short, nothing but the Power of Dogs: We do not even have a poor place to pee. A sign that does not enjoin a pipe, all right. If it had been useful to women, you'd already seen meetings shouting, noisy processions, commissions angry, extremist movements, even political parties, "the defense of the poor woman," which has prevented the most basic needs after food. And instead? An entirely different dough, we men elegantly, precisely "manly" and suffer in silence without showing it ...
What is certain, however, is that in an ideal City of Plato or Thomas Campanella, wisely ruled by males, you would see in every home in the perfect shape of the urinal, discreetly embedded in the wall, now self-cleaning thanks to a photoelectric cell and closed for the aesthetic satisfaction of women, who - you know - care only about these little things, instead of founding cities, invent philosophies and draw up Constitutions. And they complain that, unaware of the male anatomy, where children, young, mature or elderly are often mistakenly seeks into the toilet bowl, which is much lower and therefore suitable only for those who sit, then to women. So much so that many older people, with the experience that comes from years, they have rightly chosen to measure the male-basin. However, anche dopo aver orinato, in qualunque apparecchio sanitario, c'è chi anziché lavarsi usa la carta igienica. Ma basta con questi discorsi volgari, e torniamo alla carta igienica.
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Il mercato della carta igienica in Europa vale 8,5 miliardi di euro ed è più o meno il 25 per cento del consumo mondiale. Ogni europeo ne consuma in media 13 kg ogni anno, con un consumo totale nell'intera Europa pari a 5,5 milioni di tonnellate, vale a dire 22 miliardi di rotoli di carta igienica. Negli Stati Uniti ogni giorno sono consumati ben 34 milioni di rotoli, per produrre i quali si distruggono ogni anno 221.000 alberi, si consuma un sacco di elettricità e di acqua, e si produce much carbon dioxide. A single roll of toilet paper costs, according to an American blog, well 680 grams of wood, 140 gallons of water and 1.3 kW of electricity (values, those that seem a bit 'excessive ...). And of course the infamous tissue paper (the 'disposable', alas, is taken literally. Are thrown into the street and the grass of the parks, and even in the mountains) and the napkins and paper towel rolls now widespread, are a great IQ test for those who consume them.
toilet paper, toilet tissue that is not good because it never cleans leaving spot fecal bacteria and foul odors, destroying trees and whole forests, Therefore, even altering the Earth's climate, considering the role of balance between oxygen and carbon dioxide discharged from the trees.
And what is worse, the new consumption of toilet paper of the East, which now faces the well-being more carefree, are already very high. They are angry because they have all the obtuseness of the new petty-bourgeois consumerism. Perhaps the same that we had in the thirties. When, exactly, the United States and the United Kingdom, stupidly still itches, instead of importing from Italy the cheap and convenient but according to their "embarrassing" bidet, they began to produce toilet paper and waste.
What I failed to do even the capitalist West, because together with pollution and waste produced at least the ecology and your self anticonsumistica to reduce or avoid them, they will certainly East and South. Expect the disaster. Unless ... Unless all
, American, British, Chinese and Indians, do not learn as quickly as possible - and already are in very late - to wash thoroughly, instead of using expensive and a little toilet paper, soap and water, by one of the many ingenious inventions of ancient Italy: the bidet. French invented name, as usual, by the Italians of heterophile 700, to give dignity and have it accepted by the ladies Anyway, that little ' water and soap, and use a special towel, along with poor sanitation and prevent the further destruction of the green. Dirty all over the world, Fantozzi Asian arrears Anglo-Saxon peasants of the South and North, repent!
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And the Italians? Maybe it cleaner, but they are stupidly wasteful. Many women use facial tissues or toilet paper for other purposes, and instead throw in a basket in the bowl, which they see as a kind of bottomless funnel, a cesspool of the universe, and throw the toilet. This many times a day. In a bathroom average Italian women and children, both rude, they pull the toilet all the time: it is obsession, a mania. Above-average level of consumption low, the water - it's all water to drink - should be made to pay 10 times as much. But the vast majority of Italians, especially Italian, would be re-educated in special schools, given that exhibit this attitude arrogant, selfish and antisocial. But limited, so to speak, the main use of toilet paper? Iindovinate that the Italians are locked in the bathroom. Before using the toilet paper instead of water and soap (well, Anglo), then the less stupid sparagnini also wash (Italian) on the bidet. But fools are even more consumed an entire shower, sprecando inutilmente molte decine di litri d’acqua, quando col solo bidet basterebbe da mezzo litro ad un litro. Molte donne magari aggiungeranno profumi (alla francese). In pieno sincretismo stilistico, insicuri come sono. Igienismo, salutismo? No, perché tutto questo eccesso fa anche male alla pelle. Ma dico io, si può essere più ecologicamente (e anche logicamente) cretini? Abbiano quel ben di dio che è il bidet, che è un perfetto, geniale, pulitore igienico specializzato, e non lo sappiano utilizzare.
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E i famigerati pannolini ? Dal 24 aprile al 2 maggio, 14 Paesi sono coinvolti nella Settimana Internazionale del Pannolino Lavabile, un evento information and awareness on the alternative eco-friendly and very harmful to the consumer "disposable". Between the members and promoters of the week a group of parents from all over Italy, which recommends that all the "revolution" of washable nappies, offering advice, assistance and information support to institutions and kindergartens, pediatricians and retailers. For at least four reasons: 1
. The washable nappies put the baby's skin in contact with absorbent and breathable fabrics, rather than "disposable" contains a number of synthetic substances and chemicals.
2. Diapers disposable "cost the sum of all birth to potty, 1500-3000 € (depending on model), against € 150-800 for cloth diapers.
3. The environmental impact of disposable diapers "disposable" is very high. These are products that waste valuable resources (cellulose, water and energy, use of bleaching chemicals and plastics), will become waste that can not differentiate and that now constitute up to 10% of the total municipal solid waste. In addition, to break down completely take over 500 years.
4. Finally, make a habit of washable nappies every day is also a way to spread the message of reuse, saving and environment in general.
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So, enough with the "disposable" and disposable, under the guise of consumer (fake) "hygiene" spread by the producers who have an interest, cion the help of experts hired fake usual. The single-use is always bad for your health. Boycott this mad-waste pollution in the world and we prefer that you wash and reuse several times. Water, soap and towels, toilet paper instead. Say no to paper towels, no to paper towels. And in very rare cases where you use paper products, at least this should be "100 percent recycled." The cotton handkerchiefs are easily washable and easily, with maximum hygiene and the minimal energy consumption. Now I'm back even washable diapers. Poles remain clear-ears or cotton tip: we found them even more isolated on the beaches of secluded islands in the Mediterranean. Those are indestructible plastic and are swallowed by fish, such as plastic bags. That at least the cotton buds are all fully biodegradable: Check the label and read the material with which they are produced.
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IMAGES. 1. Waste of toilet paper. 2. An elegant apartment urinal (Duravit, designer F. Huster). You will see that the imagination will make him a charming female health professionals specializing in cleaning thongs, briefs and bras. 3. Our banner on a courageous campaign against the toilet paper. Play it on your sites and blogs.
